The Ugly, by Alexander Boldizar
“The Ugly brims with intelligence and humor.” -Laila Lalami, author of The Moor’s Account, Pulitzer Prize Finalist
Winner, Somerset Award and Best Book of 2016, Chanticleer Awards
Best Fiction of 2016 list, Entropy Magazine
#1 Goodreads, New Releases
#1 Amazon, World Literature; #1 Amazon, Eastern European Literature; #1 Amazon, Mythology
Muzhduk the Ugli the Fourth is a 300-pound boulder-throwing mountain man from Siberia whose tribal homeland is stolen by an American lawyer out to build a butterfly conservatory for wealthy tourists. In order to restore his people’s land and honor, Muzhduk must travel to Harvard Law School to learn how to throw words instead of boulders. His anarchic adventures span continents, from Siberia to Cambridge to Africa, as he fights fellow students, Tuareg rebels, professors of law, dark magic, bureaucrats, heatstroke, postmodernists, and eventually time and space. A wild existential comedic romp, The Ugly tells the tale of a flawed and unlikely hero struggling against the machine that shapes the people who govern our world.
by Alexander Boldizar
Pub Date: September 7, 2016
Fiction, 372 pages
ISBN-13: 978-1-936767-47-2
“In his restrained and stark prose, Boldizar mixes a kind of fabulism with the absurd. The Ugly combines history and hilarity, and offers a sardonic view of the law and legal system. This is a strange and bold novel, original in its scope, story, and point of view. A wild fictional ride that will leave you wanting more.”
“Boldizar has opened a door into the parallel universe of myth. Out of it has stepped a modern day Beowulf.”
“The hilarious and inventive and unforgettable story of Muzhduk the Ugli is a work of kinetic absurdism infused with deep intelligence and feeling. A gift of a debut from a wholly original new voice.”
“The Ugly is the funniest, smartest novel I’ve read in a long, long time; its protagonist, the inimitable and lovable Muzhduk, is a literary creation for the ages.”
“Seldom does one encounter a book that balances so much intelligence with so much heart. Muzhduk the Ugli belongs among the great heroes of fiction, alongside Bellow’s Augie March and Dostoevsky’s Alyosha. It’s only after you stop laughing that you realize how much you’ve learned.”
“The Ugly hit me like a giant, knee-bending, stomach-emptying boulder.”
“Here is a hero’s journey like you’ve never read before. It’s a wild ride that shows us the irrational underbelly of our supposedly rational world.”
Reviews
Foreword Reviews (5 Stars): “The Ugly deftly employs the absurd to challenge exclusive, dogmatic clinging to logic and the letter of the law.”
Buffalo News: “Like a boisterous Borges ignoring the delete key or an angry Celine forced to write in a language he hates, Alexander Boldizar plays with our minds by mixing fact with fiction in The Ugly.”
Publishers Weekly: “Even those with only a passing familiarity will nevertheless appreciate his muscular critique of conflicts both intellectual and physical. A surprising treat.”
Kirkus Reviews: “Consistently hilarious….A bizarre but delightful sendup of illogical arguments.”
Booklist: “Boldizar’s debut successfully recognizes the chasm between youthful idealism and the reality it’s often mired in.”
Above the Law: “Challenging yet insightful.”
Interviews
YesClash interview
Vancouver Real live radio interview
Writer’s Bone interview
Largehearted Boy book soundtrack
Alexander Boldizar was the first post-independence Slovak citizen to graduate with a Juris Doctor degree from Harvard Law School. Since then, he has been an art gallery director in Bali, an attorney in San Francisco and Prague, a pseudo-geisha in Japan, a hermit in Tennessee, a paleontologist in the Sahara, a porter in the High Arctic, a police-abuse watchdog in New York City, an editor and art critic in Jakarta and Singapore, and a consultant on Wall Street. His writing has won the PEN/Nob Hill prize and was the Breadloaf nominee for Best New American Voices. Boldizar currently lives in Vancouver, BC, Canada, where his hobbies include throwing boulders and choking people while wearing pajamas, for which he won a gold medal at the Pan American Championships and a bronze at the World Masters Championships of Brazilian Jiu Jitsu. For several years, an online Korean dictionary had him listed as its entry for “ugly.”